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ashleeeybash: jheanadeen: HE IS NOT RETIRING FROM ACTION...

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:25:42 -0400

jheanadeen:

HE IS NOT RETIRING FROM ACTION MOVIES

In reaction to widespread press reports concerning statements he made at the Cannes Film Festival, Jackie has sent the following message to his fans:

Hello All My friends and fans,

Yesterday in my press conference in Cannes for Chinese 12 Zodiac I said that this movie was my last big action movie.

Today I was shocked when I woke up to read all the news coverage that I was retiring from doing Action movies.

I just want to let everyone know that I am not retiring from doing action movies. What I meant to say is that I need to do less of the life risking stunts on my movies. After all these years of doing so many stunts and breaking so many bones, I need to take better care of my body so I can keep working.

I will continue to do international action movies.

And I will keep improving my English :-)

I love all of you!

Jackie

LET’S CELEBRATE!!!!!!

“improving my english” haha. if there’s one person or actor I love most in the world, it has to be jackie chan. forever and ever.

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Fri, 25 May 2012 14:32:42 -0400

“When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s...

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:29:00 -0400

“When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.

I’d just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn’t know what it was. I couldn’t touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had.

He [the principal] finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I’m possessed by some sort of dick devil.

My parents go make me see some therapist, and he’s asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles…

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.”

xombiedirge: Baby Appa Felties by Stephanie Laberis / Blog

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:27:20 -0400

xombiedirge:

Baby Appa Felties by Stephanie Laberis / Blog

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sexcyanip13: janinanicole: Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will...

Fri, 25 May 2012 03:59:10 -0400

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sexcyanip13:

janinanicole:

Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams

OM My Fucking GOd!!!!! Funny Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;D

HAHAHHAHAH OMG

The Chris tucker and Katt Williams though hahhaha

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Wed, 23 May 2012 01:51:57 -0400

lmfao wtf

Wed, 23 May 2012 01:49:26 -0400

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lmfao wtf

briandcvillanueva: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:11:10 -0400

briandcvillanueva:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

10knotes: now that worked out well.

Sun, 20 May 2012 04:22:47 -0400

10knotes:

now that worked out well.

conversationparade: No you didn’t have to stoop so lowPay the...

Sun, 20 May 2012 04:20:47 -0400

conversationparade:

No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Pay the refs off and then cheat your way to the championship
I guess that your bending’s gone so
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno

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Sun, 20 May 2012 04:18:55 -0400